Poll: Who should be Viola Nation's new cover model?

Now that Giuseppe Rossi has (temporarily, we hope) left the building, it's time to update our Facebook cover photo. The problem, of course, is figuring out who should be the face of our, uh, Facebook. Since making decisions is hard work, we're outsourcing that labor to you!

Obviously, there are only so many options we can include in the poll, so use the comments to nominate any worthy As an editorial aside, anyone who nominates Houssine Kharja or Mario Bolatti or el Tanque Silva gets a lifetime ban from EVERYTHING.