Fiorentina is gearing up to host Torino in a match that could significantly impact the visitors’ European aspirations, but that’s not what we’re here for on the final Friday of the international break. What we’re here for is the stupidest questions that this website can offer, and reader, this website has produced a doozy for you.
We’ll begin with a troika of ground rules. The first is that all of our beloved Viola boys are very handsome, without exception, and anyone who disagrees has egregiously bad taste. The second is that all arguments about who is handsomest will remain positive; any negative language will be punished, and not, like, a handsome punishment. The third is that yes, there is a correct answer, but I will not be telling you.
Who is the handsomest Fiorentina player this season? Answers are alphabetically listed by surname.
This poll is closed
Cristiano Biraghi has the boy-next-door charm.
Federico Chiesa is the sweet-natured kid who’s still the most popular in your high school class.
Bryan Dabo. Just Bryan Dabo.
Gerson Santos has the long eyelashes and heavy-lidded smile that makes everyone swoon.
Germán Pezzella has the strong, warm presence.
Jordan Veretout has the powerful jawline and intensity.
Someone else I’ll name in the comments, and why.
And with that, here’s your thread to discuss handsome players and whatever else is on your mind this weekend. Stay loose.