This week's BGW is going to be a little bit shorter than usual, because I'm trying to keep myself from just slamming a string of curse words onto my keyboard out of frustration with Paulo Sousa, the Della Valles, all the players, and, I suppose, pretty much every entity even remotely associated with this club. It's like when your puppy won't stop pooping on the carpet: you still love the little guy, but COULD YOU NOT DO THAT PLEASE?
Anyways, if you need me, I'll be shouting and cursing into my pillow.
Here is some more clarification on Sousa's Viola future.
Luca Toni is finally riding his SmartCar off into the sunset. Read our farewell here.
Manuel Pasqual may be on his way out after 11 years. Here are the details.
Can't call it news because nothing has happened, but here is what's up with Mario Gómez.
And speaking of Marione, find out what he and the other loaned out players are up to here.
Comment of the week
Welcome, poznak. We swear it's not usually this dour around here.