Now, if you think I would be just lazy enough to base an entire BGW around a mediocre song from a great band that still broke the top 10 in the USA, you are entirely correct.
That's right folks, this entire article is entirely designed to compare Fiorentina and their current state of affairs to the song "Mixed Emotions" by The Rolling Stones, off of the 1989 not-so-classic album, Steel Wheels.
Are you Mick? Are you really?
That Polish fellow whose name I never really learned messed up his shoulder, but will probably be ok on Wednesday.
You keep trying to forget about us losing to Basel, but here are the numbers to remind you about everything that went wrong.
Tito knows all about ugly. Winning ugly that is. (oooo sick burn dude, etc, etc).
Not enough love for Nolan's special "busts" edition to the Where Are They Now series... Javier Portillo?!? Hipster CRED is being handed out left and right here.
More Viola players enjoying Florence. MORE!
COMMENT OF THE WEEK
This is not meant as a cop out, but as a genuine compliment: basically the entire comments section on Chloe's (also highly recommended) article on the state of affairs between the Curva Fiesole and the Della Valle is a masterclass in discourse, reasoning, and tact. I would say something pithy like "get educated," but apparently, if you are reading this, you don't have to.
That's it from me, I look forward to visiting with more terrible ideas very soon. Also AW MAN WE HAVE ANOTHER GAME SO SOON.