In lieu of the usual BGW format, here's a list of people and things that are objectively the best in certain categories.
Running 100 meter hurdles while wearing swim fins: Chrisopher Irmscher
Largest ballpoint pen: Archarya Makunuri Srinivasa
Restaurant: Celler de Can Roca
Solar powered airplane: Solar Impulse 2
Hot dog eating: Matt Stonie and Miki Studo
Fastest swimming penguin: Gentoo
Donkey Kong: Robbie Lakeman
Juggling 5 soccer balls simultaneously: Viktor Rubilar/Marko Vermeer
Herb and Spice Beer: Garden PartySerie A: Fiorentina
This is some rarefied air, folks. Enjoy it while you can, because few people can ever enjoy such august company.
Fiorentina handled Hellas Verona on Wednesday. Relive a well-ground out three points.
Fiorentina shellacked Frosinone 4-1 on Saturday, although the scoreline may honestly flatter the latter.
It's still two months until the window opens, but it's never too early to look at all the transfer rumors swirling through Florence.
Here is the newest entry in our sporadic "Where are they now?" series.
Patrizia Panico was selected for the Italian football Hall of Fame. She is so cool.
Could David Pizarro be coming back to Italy (spoiler alert: maybe)? Find out here.
Could Mario Suárez be on his way out (spoiler alert: maybe)? Find out here.
Comment of the week
Good to have you back, Catalogue.
Well, that's just about it for this week. Discuss the topics above in the comments. Or discuss, like, post-structuralist archival theory or whatever. BGW is all things to all people. And for another week, enjoy Fiorentina in first place. Forza Viola.